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[challenge entry] I have no idea why. it just seemed like the thing to do.

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(batteries not included, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:26, archived)
# what a furtive farmer
furrowing his fertile fields
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:29, archived)
# have you got a new job writing tabloid headlines?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:30, archived)
# no
do you think they'd hire me?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:31, archived)
# i'm not sure... they'd've wanted you to work the word "footie"
into that alliteration somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:32, archived)
# it isn't about football though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:33, archived)
# look,
do you want this job or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:34, archived)
# how much does it pay?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:35, archived)
# lots.
and you get to live in a big house.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:37, archived)
# can I get more money
if I live in a smaller house?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:42, archived)
# we're talking tabloids here, the actual content is far less important than
having a slick sounding headline
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:36, archived)
# I can write alliterations
but you'll have to tell me if there's a specific word you want included
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:42, archived)
# hello
is this suitably orange?

big
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:42, archived)
# looks fine to me :)
I'll just take the small one, if you don't mind. I really don't have enough bandwidth to be transferring lots of big pics
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:44, archived)
# no problem
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:47, archived)
# oh poot
there are some lovely orange highland cattle in a field down the road which i was going to take some snaps of... but i forgot
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:49, archived)
# I'm sure they'll be there another day :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Orange
HI, your search for orange things a while back prompted me to make this.
b3ta.com/board/3030379

its a play on a mobile phone add BTW
('tin'tintin, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:57, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 3:04, archived)
# mmmm irn bru.
contains more caffeine than coke. FACT.
illegal in the US. FACT. (has tried to send it, due to a complete inability to describe the taste adequately)
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:50, archived)
# when did you try to send it?
I don't think irn bru is illegal, but it's just that customs will turn back any mailed prepackaged foods these days.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:52, archived)
# no, prior to the paranoid bureaucracy
FDA legislation. irn bru is flavoured with some pretty weird shit. (ammonium ferric citrate III, fact fans)

there's a US friendly version available, but it tastes diffrent in a very disconcerting way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 24 May 2004, 2:59, archived)
# in scotland
we add ammonium ferric citrate to everything. we drown all our food in that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 24 May 2004, 3:01, archived)
# this might explain why
there seem to be so many gingers in the highlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 24 May 2004, 3:01, archived)
# oh ok then
can you not get a bottle of fanta and carefully peel the lable off and reapply it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 3:09, archived)
# hell no
i'm not from america, so any circumventing of red tape would automatically make me A GOD DAMNED TERRORIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 24 May 2004, 3:10, archived)
# hehehe
I doubt they'd notice though, really
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 24 May 2004, 3:12, archived)