nelsons 'column'
Batteries Not Included.....Shame.
From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)
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Batteries Not Included.....Shame.
From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)
( , Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
yup
i've been trying to pimp it out. I want to get it up more chuffs than my own nob.
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:34,
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Could you please
calrify your gender?
You have bought a vibrator and yet are referring to your nob. This is most confusing.
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:35,
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You have bought a vibrator and yet are referring to your nob. This is most confusing.
i know a man who bought
15 dildos on the internet when he was bored
but then again, he is VERY strange
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36,
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but then again, he is VERY strange
i dont know
nor do i want to
he spends most of the time in his room without a girlfriend (sounds like me, but i dont have the dildos...)
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:41,
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he spends most of the time in his room without a girlfriend (sounds like me, but i dont have the dildos...)
i am a man
and i bought a dildo to try and get girls to use it for me. i want to see if it can get more girls than i can.
it'd be also very useful for visiting C&A...
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36,
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it'd be also very useful for visiting C&A...
There's an old joke
involving an Irish man and his wife's knickers saying C&A on them so that she knew which way to put them on - some reference there possibly as opposed to the shop?
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:42,
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well, dorothy perkins has a similar meaning when abbriviated to
DP
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:42,
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Ermmm
C&A = Naughty female bits and Arse
DP = Double Penetration
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:48,
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DP = Double Penetration
Ta Lol
Thought it might be along those lines, see Irish jokey thing above. Like the DP one though
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:50,
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get it in the right position and it goes wee wee wee all the way to the clit
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:33,
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ahh
i thought it might be a little harsh, on the anal side y'know
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36,
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wasn't he the reserve goalkeeper
in the 1984 dutch football team?
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