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[challenge entry] Pearoast for the compo.

A Baa magnet.

From the When the laws of physics pack up challenge. See all 348 entries (closed)

(Xybex, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:22, archived)
# physics comedy gold
WOO
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# arent physics and comedy
totally opposite?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Poles apart,
I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:25, archived)
# ugh
with that awful excuse for a pun - i shall bid the board fair-erm-night and shall be off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:27, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# *Groan*
(Xybex, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# this is physics
gone wrong after all
(I helped save b3ta! vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Good point,
well made.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# I disagree
pushing Jeremy Beadle off of a tall building and watching him fall to his doom would be pretty amusing
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:35, archived)
# groan
but tis mighty woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
#
Top crotch!
(WiggZ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:24, archived)
# that explains it
the magnetic field must be especially strong to lonely farmers.
(sponch!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# From the direction of the arrows
It looks more like a sheep shaggers guide.

I like it though (from a non sheep shagging point of view that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)
# go in the posterior,
exit at the chest cavity?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:28, archived)
# only after
circling the abdomen several times
(sponch!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# it's called
finding your way in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# you just
go for the end that doesn't baa


not that i would know or anything...
erm...
(sponch!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:32, archived)
# i imagine
that'd be from traveling through the intestines.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:31, archived)
# oh go on then
you can be the first person to have this:

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:27, archived)
# I am honoured
sir/madam.

Very nice it is too.
(Xybex, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# *groan*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:29, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 22:41, archived)