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[challenge entry] women of the future

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(soma, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Sexism is still funny, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# yes
yes it is

well, at least I see 10 billion adverts a day making fun of men, so i presume its still ok
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Oh, us poor men,
getting put upon for centuries....

/starts making fajitas with a blend of aromatic spices
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# meh
just calling it as i see it


noooooooooooooooo anyhting but that fecking advert, watch the vien in my head pop
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Ponce
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I feel
you are trying to get me to abandon "the new ways"...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# I love the story of
the fluffy new A-mol, and I like the fact that you are fluffy, but "aromatic spices"? You have to draw the line somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Actually, us poor men HAVE been put upon for centuries
But it was several thousand years ago in the matriachy that preceeded the current male-dominated society in which we all have the delight of living.

It all changed because of a talking fish, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:48, archived)
# it's ironic 'they were all sexist in the 50s' sexism
so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# hmm
not sure whether or laugh or resent that...

eh, why not go with the former.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:38, archived)
# The latter - work up some indignation
Someone needs to fill my hole!




You 'eard
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# naaah
I'm too nice! *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:49, archived)
# nice :)
slight TJ - letter in Metro this morning finishes:
"It is high time men stood up for themsleves and sent women back to the kitchen where they belong"

certainly made me chuckle. Daily Mail anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:38, archived)
# it claimed
to be about Ray Parlours divorce

I couldn't actually decide if it was serious or not. But I got some funny looks pissing myself on the Northern line ....
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# incontenance is no laughing matter
pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# well, so long as it's your own urine
it's OK. nothing worse than waking up covered in someone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I see.
I'm not sure where I stand on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# what, the divorce?
It's unlikely we as the public know the whole story. But I don't see why she (or anyone for that matter, of either sex) has an automatic right to that much money just for being married to someone. Just makes me depressed about peoples motives in marriage frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I don't really know enough to comment.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:48, archived)
# it's not that interesting ;)
just people with more money then sense (or morals)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)
# not knowing enough
makes it obligatory to comment
Interweb messageboard rule #12

ersonally I think she deserves all she can get her grubby hands on for having married a ginner.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# it's a point of view, certainly
did you know West Ham were in breach of premiership rules in the late 90's for regularly fielding more than 2 ginners at any one time? shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:54, archived)
# How many rules
did Leeds and Palace break by playing David Hopkin?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Plus,
bit of a munter
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:53, archived)
# well true
but Parlour looks like he has been set on fire and put out with a shovel.

or did you mean Parlour?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Why?
I thought pissing ones self was par for the course on the Northern line
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I went on the Northern
Line yesterday and the carriage smelled of wee.

/just in case anyone's interested
(ionicus, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Blame it on
Teh Mighty Badger



/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Mail and Metro
are sister papers, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# is there more b3ta in the mail today?



/runs downstairs to check his parents paper
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# fwap fwap wilma fwap
wilma fwap fwap etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:38, archived)
# wilma nice
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# heebeeheebeeheebee
get in there wilma
(soma, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# ace
Wilma's still got it
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# ding!
dong!

25th century fisting gloves ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)