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[challenge entry] Cleaning the hover-car on a Sunday

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(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# That
is truly inspired, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# these are not the droids you are looking for
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh ...
want one...

a big hovering WOO to you
(insaniac1, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Woo
Nice picture - won't they have robots for that sort of thing?
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# That am woo!
TJ: i passed my degree if anyone's interested.

/edit: thanks everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# nope

only kidding, well done.... welcome to world of work


(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# only if it's a decent one
and none of this art rubbish
(Willboy:, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Ah...
I am a Bachelor of Arts
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


I don't approve, but you must have done at least 15mins work. at least. I hope.
Congrats!
(Willboy:, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# My my
you're a friendly one!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Well..
1. Laptop dies
2. Can't find all my qualification certificates
3. Going to London

But I did congratulate him. In the end.
(Willboy:, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# I'd
say a BA in Journalism was a worthwhile thing to have myself!

But I suppose we can let u off...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# In journalism?
I can live with that. Sounds quite good actually....
-A mate at college wanted to do a degree in "viking studies". I despair. I really do.-
(Willboy:, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Congratulations

It's something to fall back on if all else fails
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Fall on his Bachelor Arse?
well done shoosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# YAY
well done to you...

/just passed or well passed
(insaniac1, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# 2.2, so done ok.
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# congratulations
mate :) What was the subject?
(I helped save b3ta! plus-media, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# It's really good!
JOURNALISM





and media communications
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# This good
Daily Mail/B3ta/picture editor job soon...
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# very
nice. Now you are in journalism you have a free archive of amusing pics to remove the water marks from :)

should you wish to
(I helped save b3ta! plus-media, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Well done.
Now
*gulp*
the world of work.
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I don't think you should be using foul language like that around here.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Real Job
Career
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Wash your mouth out with soap and water, young man!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# PENSION!
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Equitable Life
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Oh, don't.
My Dad's pension was with them :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Sue them to fuck
and back. They were chancing twats who couldn't do sums.
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Apparently
it's OK to be a chancing twat who can't do sums if you're looking after people's pensions :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Just been to the Jobcentre
Put my qualifications and preferences in to their database... two degrees, professional, engineer, salary... what does it give as a suggested available job?
Warehouse picker.
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# But your degrees are in warehouse picking.
What do you expect?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# It obviously has a very complex algorithm
for deciding on a job, because everyone I've ever spoken to has got warehouse picker
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# what type of engineer
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Aeronautical and Electrical
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Me: English BA (hons).
Current job: £18000 p.a. hospital clerk.

Absence of self esteem: priceless.
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# All thanks to T Blair
for devaluing degrees to the point where they mean feck all :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# :(
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# W*rk
is a four letter word. :(
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# So is cunt


and piss
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# hmmmm...so is four !
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Strangely,
'three' isn't. Though 'five' is.

Hmm...
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# bizarre isn't it

I suspect government involvement
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# many congrats!
and welcome to the hell of the working world. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# yay
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# hoorah
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)