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# Equitable Life
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(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Oh, don't.
My Dad's pension was with them :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Sue them to fuck
and back. They were chancing twats who couldn't do sums.
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Apparently
it's OK to be a chancing twat who can't do sums if you're looking after people's pensions :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Just been to the Jobcentre
Put my qualifications and preferences in to their database... two degrees, professional, engineer, salary... what does it give as a suggested available job?
Warehouse picker.
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# But your degrees are in warehouse picking.
What do you expect?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# It obviously has a very complex algorithm
for deciding on a job, because everyone I've ever spoken to has got warehouse picker
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# what type of engineer
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Aeronautical and Electrical
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Me: English BA (hons).
Current job: £18000 p.a. hospital clerk.

Absence of self esteem: priceless.
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# All thanks to T Blair
for devaluing degrees to the point where they mean feck all :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# :(
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)