If you
have a hat that travels at near-relativistic speeds, then time for it will appear to speed up. The rest of the universe will age faster than the hat and so you will be in posession of not a future hat, but a past hat. And who wants that?
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The Neville What what what,
Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:36,
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*head explodes*
damn, no use for a hat now anyway
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:40,
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