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[challenge entry] Ahh...
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From the Visions of the Future: Circa 1950 challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# :)
Ace glowage. Yay.
(Small Beer, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# hahah
I want that hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# now i want a future hat!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)
# if you wear a normal hat
wait two seconds

then as if by magic you are two seconds into the future
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# but the hat would be the same age?
no no no, the only way to do it is to make a hat capable of near lightspeed travel


oh thats right, I went there
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# then the mass turns to energy
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# now put that in your hat
and...ummmmm.... wear it!

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# If you
have a hat that travels at near-relativistic speeds, then time for it will appear to speed up. The rest of the universe will age faster than the hat and so you will be in posession of not a future hat, but a past hat. And who wants that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# ill have it if its worth loads
(I helped save b3ta! polar ice is done for 4 months, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# *head explodes*
damn, no use for a hat now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# That's lovely
It's great and it's super. Oh and smashing. Did I mention it was lovely. Right, good.
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# it's as good as the first time
UberNeville!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I love this
Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)