truecan't fucking move in my lab for fruitflies bumming each other...
how did you break off your toof then?
(how did you break off your toof then?
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:50,
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It's a bit gay actually -was chewing a pen mindlessly and heard a rather scratchy-blackboard 'CRACK' from my mouth.
Will have to make up a better story.
(Will have to make up a better story.
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:54,
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how aboutrescuing a drowning kitten from a drain culvert when you were struck by a chav throwing rocks ... whereupon you chased him down, overpowered him and inserted his burberry rectally. Sideways. Before going home to dry the kitten and have a nice cup of tea and a jaffa cake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:00,
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