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[challenge entry] in the future
robots will fulfil mans every sexual desire


From the Visions of the Future: Circa 1950 challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# No norks...
...

unless.... is it just like a hoover?
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# norks were added in later versions
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# well I think it's cute
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# its the big eyes
anything with big eyes is immediatly cuter than something without big eyes. if you get what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# That's why raccoons = cute
and worms = eeeeeeeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# what about
big eye'd worms?
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Well, obviously, they're a bit eeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaw.
Small-eyed raccoons, on the other-hand are kind of aaaaeeeeeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
# thats the most sensible thing i've heard all day!
and so very, very correct..

*adopts baby big eye'd worms*
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)
# *furry fount of all knowledge*
Ithengyoo.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Ah
but moths have bloody huge eyes and they're horrible.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:42, archived)
# She's so rigid and boxy.
Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# AAAAND...
...we'll all have reset buttons for when we get juuuuust that little bit too drunk, beyond the good company bit, beyond the wacky nonsense bit, way past the stupid stunts bit and the funny spinny bit, and into "oooeeeurgh, this isn't so great, I've just spat at the missus and I can't quite see the bog even if I squint" bit, and that little kernel of booze-proof titanium at the animal centre of the brain will cry out, "hit the button - the BUTTON" and we'll slap ourselves on the back of the head four or five times until we DO actually HIT THE BUTTON and there'll be a gentle chime reminiscent of a lullaby, and we'll stand up and shake our heads a bit and grin stupidly, then have a quick shower, throw our jammies on and snuggle up in bed with a nice book and a cuppa.

PS: Woo. Cute.
(clutch puppy, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
# That would be AMAZING.
I'm going to put myself on the test list.

*wombles off to find mad scientist*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# God
yeah. And then we'd never have to worry about trying to get to sleep while horribly pissed, either.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Hubba
hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)