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[challenge entry] I'm praying this works
It's a little crap, but please work anyway

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MOD EDIT: Please try not to make these too big - there is a template to use that will fit on the challenge archive.

From the Make up stuff to sell on Ebay challenge. See all 336 entries (closed)

(LooSee, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# so S-M-A-L-L
*gets microscope*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# As predicted
www.b3ta.com/board/3467331
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)
# And the award for the biggest entry so far
goes to....
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# see below
...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Parf!
One extreme to the other...

(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# very nice
but maybe a tad smaller would suffice
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Baz spoke too soon...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# And
your using Internet Explorer why?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# because it am teh bestest browser
in teh worlds, OMG, LOL, !!!!1111!!!!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTEEN!!1111!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Why not?
It works.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Tsk,
because MS are evil, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Not really.
www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/15/gates_fight_tb/
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Sorry,
that was automated web snob response #1
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Emm..
The same webpage also points out he's put aside $421 Million to figtht Linux compared with $100 million towards aids.

Fucking strange world if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# yes, but, firefox is cool and it has a good name and everyone else is using it it isn't microsoft
microsoft more like, um... MICROSUCK! you see, cos microsoft sounds like... actually it doesn't... but... um... firefox... .use...ness
(1, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# can i just make it clear that not every firefox user in the world
gives a flying fuck what browser you use... Sometimes i think people get that impression
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# then why do they make such a fuss about it?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)
# also with
ebay toolbar....how handy

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# I
use IE. It's the best for my purposes of exploring the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# same reason as he's all gay
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# cocking hell!
can you make it any bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# *squints*
Bigger Please!

'noon all..
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Edit:
How rude, I didn't realise you were new. You should look at some of the tutorials on lemony.co.uk to get an idea on how to edit (mainly resize and crop) images. Best to keep them below about 500px wide else you get a lot of abuse. Sorry. And sorry for all these other people, they are a little excited about this compo at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# little crap
that;s the only thing about it that is little

Edit: Change the img tag to img src="http://img52.photobucket.com/albums/v160/LooSee/use_a_smaller_fuckin _file.jpg"
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# fact
Osama is not in 'working order' his kidney's are fucked and no I'm not taking the piss.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Neither are his kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# eerrrf
bravo (nice one)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Everyone lies about that sort of thing on ebay anyway
(Squid Bunty, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# that's the
dialysis machine's job.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Fact
That's obtained from 10 year old medical records, doctors looking at the TV and the same intelligence agencies that got their hands slapped the past 2 weeks.

Still, good enough reason not to find him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# bow's whilst leaving the board....
(BadgerPirate, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)
# pictures are usually meant to be smaller than 18 feet
not bad, but very big
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)
# I think Osama is rather handsome actually
Go on Osama, shave off that beard,I know your beautiful underneath it.
(Squid Bunty, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)