I'm praying this works
It's a little crap, but please work anyway

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MOD EDIT: Please try not to make these too big - there is a template to use that will fit on the challenge archive.

(LooSee, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)

so S-M-A-L-L
*gets microscope*
( madrabbi, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)

As predicted
www.b3ta.com/board/3467331
( Hankster, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)

And the award for the biggest entry so far
goes to....
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)

see below
...
( sinisterduck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)

Parf!
_{One extreme to the other...}
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)

very nice
but maybe a tad smaller would suffice
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:10, archived)

Baz spoke too soon...

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)

And
your using Internet Explorer why?
( Laughing Boy, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)

s'what I was thinking
but I get shouted at when I mention it these days.
SIRRY IE USER PREASE CRICK MY NAME and get a decent blowser.
( Evil Lu, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)

I was reading the other day
that the explosion of popularity in Firefox and Opera has reduced Explorer market share by about 0.1%
( Rev. A-MOL, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)

I hope I am responsible for at least 90% of that figure.

( Evil Lu, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)

1 whole percentage point according to yesterdays Guardian.
They're down to 94.43%. Apparently they're shitting themselves.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)

94.73

(Sticky Label, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:23, archived)

( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:27, archived)

45.8% of statistics and percentages are made up

(Sticky Label, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)

tried ff and got
tits'ed off with it miself
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)

Try MyIE2.
Nice browser.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:20, archived)

funny man
:-)

Why not AvantBrowser, also a really good alternative (*)

(*)may contain irony
( sinisterduck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:28, archived)

because it am teh bestest browser
in teh worlds, OMG, LOL, !!!!1111!!!!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTEEN!!1111!!!!!!!!!
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)

Why not?
It works.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)

might work up your arse
in other places it ain't so good.
( Evil Lu, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)

Tsk,
because MS are evil, of course!
( Rev. A-MOL, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)

Not really.
www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/15/gates_fight_tb/
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)

Sorry,
that was automated web snob response #1
( Rev. A-MOL, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:19, archived)

Emm..
The same webpage also points out he's put aside $421 Million to figtht Linux compared with $100 million towards aids.

Fucking strange world if you ask me.
( Jahled Meu Barato, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)

yes, but, firefox is cool and it has a good name and everyone else is using it it isn't microsoft
microsoft more like, um... MICROSUCK! you see, cos microsoft sounds like... actually it doesn't... but... um... firefox... .use...ness
(1, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)

can i just make it clear that not every firefox user in the world
gives a flying fuck what browser you use... Sometimes i think people get that impression
( lemony, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)

then why do they make such a fuss about it?

(Sticky Label, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:25, archived)

also with
ebay toolbar....how handy
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)

I
use IE. It's the best for my purposes of exploring the Internet.
( djdirect, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)

same reason as he's all gay

(Sticky Label, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)

cocking hell!
can you make it any bigger?
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)

*squints*
Bigger Please!

'noon all..
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)

Edit:
How rude, I didn't realise you were new. You should look at some of the tutorials on lemony.co.uk to get an idea on how to edit (mainly resize and crop) images. Best to keep them below about 500px wide else you get a lot of abuse. Sorry. And sorry for all these other people, they are a little excited about this compo at the moment.
( magnum, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)

little crap
that;s the only thing about it that is little

Edit: Change the img tag to img src="http://img52.photobucket.com/albums/v160/LooSee/use_a_smaller_fuckin _file.jpg"
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)

fact
Osama is not in 'working order' his kidney's are fucked and no I'm not taking the piss.
(noggin teh nog, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:13, archived)

Neither are his kidneys.

( Baz Fuck off, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)

eerrrf
bravo (nice one)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)

Everyone lies about that sort of thing on ebay anyway

(Johnny B Goode, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)

that's the
dialysis machine's job.
( sinisterduck, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)

Fact
That's obtained from 10 year old medical records, doctors looking at the TV and the same intelligence agencies that got their hands slapped the past 2 weeks.

Still, good enough reason not to find him.
( Rev. A-MOL, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)

bow's whilst leaving the board....

(noggin teh nog, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:24, archived)

pictures are usually meant to be smaller than 18 feet
not bad, but very big
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:14, archived)

I think Osama is rather handsome actually
Go on Osama, shave off that beard,I know your beautiful underneath it.
(Johnny B Goode, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:15, archived)