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[challenge entry] My first pic.. and will be my first compo too - a double virgin NSFW
NSFW pic with boobies

Thanks to Mystery Bob for the template

MOD EDIT: Please keep things safe for work - it's not that bad, but we need to be careful.

Flowerpot to board: Sorry all. If anyone loses their jobs because of earlier front-screen norkage, I'll give them a job*

BTW doesn't anyone get it or are they too busy looking at those norks? which I reckon are silicone

/bitch mode off

*not 100% of fact

From the Make up stuff to sell on Ebay challenge. See all 336 entries (closed)

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Tits?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Big it
Big it hard!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# my eyes aren't that bad
embigify it
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Whoops
it looks like you have linked to the thumbnail rather than the actual image.

You need to click on the icon and get the URL of the big picture.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Then you need to get your edit button ready
as it looks like it is nsfw
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# hang on
ill get my telescope
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# and I'll get my periscope
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I'll get my stethoscope
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# pee-pee
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# And I'll get my occsil...oscilla, osscillasco
Thing that goes "ping"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Radar?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# That's the fella
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Ping-a-scope!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# this
is the machine that goes 'ping'
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I'll get
my stethescope
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Beat ya!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
#
I'm tellin' my dad on you
:p
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# I'll get my Scoper
mmmnnnnggggg
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Endoscope anyone?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# you need
to get the address of the full sized pic - not the thumbnail :)

(oh and looks very unsafe for work by the way...not that i care as i have two weeks off...)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Blimey
You lot are QUICK, I fixed it in nanoseconds
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# NORKS
NORSK NORKS!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Norks!
*drops to knees and praises the Lord*

w/y/h

edity TJ: could anyone point me in the direction of the alt text reader plug in, for FF?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# May be here
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Cheers, love.
How's tricks?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# not bad
birthday on sunday, so have just booked monday off, just in case
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Always a safe bet
Happy Birthday for Sunday! 40 this year, is it?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# 24


35
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# no but, out of interest
why is that not a standard feature?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
#
because the standards say you're supposed to use title= not alt= ... this shouldn't be a tooltip-type thingy
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# oooh norkage
nice norkage too.

i'll go get my boss...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# pffft
I can see a boobs!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# mmmmmm................
....norks...are they yours?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# nooo
Besides, how do you know I'm a girlie?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# i can smell
your fishy perfume
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# *rushes home
to shower*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# it is the best of puns
it is the worst of puns
(, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# hehehe
at last
(, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)