Does this work?


Works better biggerer
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)

Nooooo!!!
Gurnsville
( Kriptikflea, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45, archived)

No.
Good try though. I thought about how I could do that then gave up and walked to town and brought an AirFix model tank.
(r3load, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:46, archived)

how
lovely for you.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:47, archived)

i didn't really read that as
"wanked in town for an airfix model"



/spends too long on here
( Dave - KneHigHbOb lurks mostly but was last seen posting at, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)

got any veras?
laaaaaarvely
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:46, archived)

I can do you three duckworths
for a tenner
but I'm all out of lynns
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:48, archived)

a-ha-ha-ha-ha

( Mushroom, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:48, archived)

Naughty, naughty.
Verrrrrry naughty!
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:49, archived)

*insert sid james' laugh here*

( Mushroom, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)

You are a great philosopher
and I claim my existential payoff.
( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)

did you know that
the bloke in the video playing ebeneezer good was "Jerry Sadowitz" best magician and user of the word cunt that ever walked the planet?
( harpski, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)

He actually is a complete cunt.
Quelabra took a photo of him the other weekend, and he came up and demanded to know what he was going to use it for, and then demanded money for it.

Cunt.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)

that is not nice at all now
i may have to review my stance on him.
( harpski, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)

yes
yes I did
his "shit" "twat" "shit" version of the close-up magic find-the-lady trick is possibly the greatest thing ever invented by man or beast
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)

I like the look of that orange one

( munkt0n, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)