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[challenge entry] Happy Bidding!

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(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:18, archived)
# at least they're not
second hand


or are they??
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# that doesnt
really bare thinking about, just hope they were washed...
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Well
you really need to use the second hand for optimal spreadage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:23, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Is this how you revised your thinking on
black holes, professor hawking?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Aren't they
abattoir equipment? something gruesome like "spine clippers"?

What kind of sick individual would think about goatse with those? Everyone knows the hydraulic cow trimmers should be used for that.
(Xybex, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# they're called the Jaws
of Life. fire fighters use them to wrench/cut the doors off of smashed vehicles, etc. so they can access people in trouble. basically massive hydraulic wire snips/pliers.

*shudders at thought of suggested use*
(NinjaRaven, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 4:30, archived)