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[challenge entry] Read it carefully

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(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# heheh
this is the first entry I actually like
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# very funny
still bored of the comp though, roll on the next one.................
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Tanks use gears??
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# foward
and back?
(el_meerkat, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# can't they just turn around?
tanks can 360 I'm sure
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# In order to turn around on the spot
you would need the ability to drive at least one set of tracks in reverse anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# good point
thanks, smartarse!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# My pleasure
and my arse's plesaure too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# hmmm
mind pissage
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# they have forward and rear drive to both sets of tracks
thats why they can spin round on the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# pfft, I doubt it.
They probably just say 'MAKE TANK GO NOW' or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# some
tanks can go from 30-0mph in just 10 feet

/watched some thing on five last night
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# in communist russia
Tank drives you
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# That reminds me of the dumbest thing I have ever heard
I work part time at Disneyland, right? And we have this ride there based on Disney's version of Wind in the WIllows, Mr. Toad's wild ride...

Well, this LADY, in her 30'S mind you, gets in the car.. and it's set up with the steering wheel on the right, all proper.. and she SAYS to me with a straight face "Do they ALSO not have gas and brake petals in England?"


... ??? WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Your cheeks are like petals...
...break petals.
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# break petals?
I am not getting this...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# haha
I think I'm getting tired :)
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)
# You must have a sharp ear...
To hear that she misspelled 'pedal' when she spoke.
(mikebaja, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Ahh now I get it...
Meh, so I can't use the correct terminology...

I'm still cuter and better off than you. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# sounds like my ex finally made it to disney land
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Does she have
Televangelist hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# no
the courts made her give it back
edit/ she still has telly savalas's(sp?KOJAK) hair though
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Most tanks use
gear transmisions of some form.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# woo yay
Oh joy, another purchase for the Canadian Military. First its those WWII subs from England, now this.

The Canadian Gov should change the name from "Canadian Military" to "Sanford and Son's Junk Yard"

Edit: I found dis.. www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/cmilitary.jpg
(fcknuts, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Our version was better
Steptoe and Son, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)