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# But...
Yer a bloke!! (The big hands are a dead giveaway)
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# no apologies for length
Tuesday me and my new crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she’s rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn’t all that spectacular (why? )
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn’t say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please God no
Don’t let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that’s one of those things that make you go: shit!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Unless
Yer into that kind of thing...
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# the Pharcyde?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# No...
Girls with big feet.
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# not specifically
no :)
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)