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[challenge entry] EBAY ITEM - This is real!!
Not really made up cos its real......



This is an actual item I am trying to sell on ebay!!!

NO JOKE!!

From the Make up stuff to sell on Ebay challenge. See all 336 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# It's 'hand cradted', you know.
Hand jobbed, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# And the name of his home town
begins with "Dumb".
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# marvalous.
Ill buy it.
RIGHT NOW.
can i buy it now?
only £50
can i buy it now please?
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# LOL!!!!11111
MAKING FUN OF MODERN ART IS ALWAYS FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!1!1
.

/sarcasm.
(Hazhar, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# simmer simmer, gentle folken.
it's point is to be a real life challenge entry.

now everyone make out.
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# gah
you americans with your 'making out'

DONT TOUCH ME
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# playing
hard to get?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# you have a nice nose

no, but mummy told me not to play with naughty americans.
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# i'm
english
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# ich weiß
i meant the one with the karate chopping ex girlfriend.

You are perfectly acceptable to play with.

/whore
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# [squint]
you've made a grave enemy this day.
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# as
long as it's a dead enemy...
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# i fear you
therefore i apologise and am glad you dont know where i live.
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# But...
Yer a bloke!! (The big hands are a dead giveaway)
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# no apologies for length
Tuesday me and my new crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she’s rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn’t all that spectacular (why? )
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn’t say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please God no
Don’t let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that’s one of those things that make you go: shit!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Unless
Yer into that kind of thing...
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# the Pharcyde?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# No...
Girls with big feet.
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# not specifically
no :)
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# i've got a video of my ex girlfriend saying that to me
right after she graduated from high school as i tried to karate chop her.
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Did you try to kick her instead?
/extra range
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# no, i gave up

(slave to the fondle)
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# is it possible to
make in?
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# shh
people will get ideas
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# yay lets rock
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# i think
the k-foundation did it better than anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# What is it?
can i get a pair?
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Why
has the text gone all foreign?
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# amazing.
a real life challenge entry.

i mean, i've seen a couple good ones that i was sure should win, but this one has to, just for the cleverness of it. plus it's hideously fucking ugly.
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# mixed media?
(Not really a compo entry, though)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I'm guessing...
candlewax, cigarette butts, and lava lamp stuff?
(Rich McNinch, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# 10) COCK OFF
20) GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# 30) PROFIT
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# 30) ?????
40) PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# yes, yes, that's more faithful to the original
man, what a funny thing that was
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# so it's more correct
its less spontaneous
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# the program
would never reach that line though...

It would loop after 20...

Unless.. that's the point.. and I'm retarded and not as l33t as I would care to think I am and...

and...

program not accepted... illogical



*head explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# SYS 4096
There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# *reboot*
or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# yes
we'll have no doing of silly things here!
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# 17) SEND NINJAS
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Ahh yes, the NINJAS!!!
Ninjas are sooo sweet I wanna crap my pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# erm...
I've already got something marginally representing that sat next to my PC.

Are they really worth that much?
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Are you ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Are you sure it's really real?
Are you sure it's not made up?
Are you sure it's not a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Am I the only one thinking
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM ?
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# nope.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# yes.
the rest of us have the magical trevor song stuck in our heads.
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# care to explain?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# everybody love magical trevor
'cause the tricks that he does are ever-so clever.

look at him now, dissapearing the cow
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Where is the cow?
hidden right now
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# takin a bow its magical trevor
everybodys seen that his trick is ever-so-clever
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Look at him there
with his leathery leathery whip
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# its made of magic and with a little flick
yeah-yeah yeah the cow is back
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah the cow is back
back back back from his magical journey
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)
# what do you seeeeee
in the parrellel dimension?
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# saw beans
lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans.
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:21, archived)
# oh beans, lots of beans lots of beans
lots of beans yeah yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)
# everyone loves...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH make it stop
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:25, archived)
# now if i could just
get it playign in my car... that'll scare the chavs... untill nelly or sean paul does a cover of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
# hahaha
best antichav idea yet!
(Spundlemoon, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Feeder is tha cure for that.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# I thought it went
"Feeder cold, starve a fever?"
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# And Busted - Sleeping with the lights on
(r3load, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
# INFIDEL
(1, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Deep down you know you feel the same.
(r3load, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# and Outkast - Hey ya
officially the catchiest song..evar.


that...or the badger song.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
#
Would you like baked beans with that?
(fcknuts, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# thats wierd........
....... posting the word SPAM 500 times actually fucked up my personal firewall, I've just had to re-boot, that'll teach me a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# No joke?
Then it's not going to win the challenge, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# It's not the winning that counts,
its the taking apart
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# For this challenge
perhaps that should be, "It's not the whining..."

*idea hatches*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# do we
get extra points if we actully make our challange entry and try to sell it....


if we actully do sell it...do we like...win?
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Tue 20 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)