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# No real reason...

(Halfcircle, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Eep.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Quite
gay indeed
(Biggsy, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Pffft haha
The world needs more bumgay correspondents.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:36, archived)
# ?
quite? I would say its the gayest thing of all time.*


* Excluding H from Steps.
(Halfcircle, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Obviously...
...you've not seen as much gayness as Lars.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Thankfully not.
Although "Cabin Boy" is my bestest mate
(Halfcircle, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:40, archived)
# If it was Peter Mandleson
in the tee-shirt hosting a party with Dan from BB and Graham Norton who had brought along SSG then it would be "the gayest thing of all time" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:39, archived)
# SSG?
Who Da Hell?
(Halfcircle, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:41, archived)
# The TV show of Stargate, I think.
It's got this utterly arch, camp black guy on it who wears make-up. He's the gayest thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# If you have to ask then
there is no point in telling - clue: Look to the Fez, and the bringer of Fez (he's a b3ta/4rthur member but the joke is wasted I fear - and he's not really gay);)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Tommy Cooper?
Didn't know he was a shitstabber
(Halfcircle, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)
# not really gay
really really gay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Arf!
I'm glad there is someone who understands the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)
# You
nedd Da dictionary!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahah
One of the guys I used to work with, 'knew' H quite well as he used to drink at his local before his brief spell in the limelight, followed by crippling obscurity.

Apparently, he wasn't shy of nipping in to the toilets with a young man if the fancy took him*

*edit: my lawyers have just advised me to add the word 'allegedly'.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:40, archived)
# And he would know
The big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:39, archived)
# *ahem*
Pot this is kettle.

Kettle, meet pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Cock off you nobber



/unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:47, archived)
# get a room you two
(and a webcam)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:49, archived)
# *looks uncomfortable*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:49, archived)
# *passes a cushion*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:52, archived)
# *Cuts hole in middle of cushion*
Aah that'll work nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:56, archived)
# For five pounds
you can join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)
# *looks even more uncomfortable*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)
# maybe you'd be more comfortable
sitting on my lap ...

*loosens top button of lederhosen as funky bass riff kicks in*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:58, archived)
# aaaaaahh!
please no tiroler porn!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I am here to fix the photocopier...
Oh no I've got toner all over my trousers...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I slipped the word 'bumgay'
into casual conversation with a work colleague recently. He said 'Bungay? - that's a town in Sussex, isn't it?'
Me: No, it's a word. Bumgay. It means gay.
He: What, so it's just 'GAY' with the word 'BUM' stuck in front of it?
Me: Yes. BUM.
He: And it means 'gay'.
Me (losing the will to live) Yes.
He: And what's the word again?
Me (deflatedly): Bumgay.
He: I've not heard that before.


I have now dropped the word from my workday vocabulary. AND he did't bum me, which was obviously why I raised the subject in the first place.
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 16:02, archived)
# For no real reason either

Edit: Have Irish Dancing Wogan instead
(Deadite, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:39, archived)
# pip pip!
gayshift has come early* today

(* oo-er missus)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:41, archived)
# HOMERPHOB!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
homer

*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)
# no reason needed
have a woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# His names Roger
Sorry, got Captian Pugwash stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)