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# Qui Gonn Haji-Ioannou presents ...
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)
# *books*
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)
# pfft!
brilliance!

ps. ever read the easyjet handbook thing?

HONEST QUOTE:

"easy flights, easy food, easy staff"

and it shows a picture of a right slaggy air hostess

i nearly did wee wee down me legs
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:16, archived)
# are you sure
it was wee wee?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:17, archived)
# well, whatever it was
it tasted like coco pops
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Ooh!
Any leftovers?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:20, archived)
# nah
spork in hand, i shovelled the whole lot into my mouth.

sorry
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)
# well, let me lick your lips at least
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)
# =|
which lips eh? *wink*


oh wait.. you've gotta have a vagina for that don't you?

*chop*

ok, carry on
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I suddenly changed my mind
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:26, archived)
# oh no, don't worry.. a bit of gaffa tape.. *sssscchtick!*
bit of glue..

a nail.. *tap tap tap*

voila! good as new!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)
# May I be the first to offer my sincerest congratulations
on your newfound feminism.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:27, archived)
# feminism eh?
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN! LET THE WOMAN VOTE! WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO JUMP UNDER HORSES!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Why is her death not in the Darwin Awards?
It's a clear act of gross stupidity.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:34, archived)
# pffffffft
oh dear, sometimes, using your company name isn't the best of ideas
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:17, archived)
# tell that to richard branson
Virgin bride, honestly?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)
# *cringe*
Sledgehammertastic. You should try and think of more and do a series.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Evil plan; foiled
Dammit, how did you discover my secret plan?!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:18, archived)
# I didn't discover it
so much as suggested it due to it being a great idea. But nobody reads what I write anyway, so it's still a secret. *shifty eyes*
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)