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# Uncle Sam is no longer a cheery fellow
I HATE YOU

guess this is already done before, but you never know...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Well...

it's almost entirely dissimilar.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:09, archived)
# lol
but I +love+ "The Boxer", Art, I really do!

Bright Eyes sucks...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:10, archived)
# i tried being normal once too
failed as well :(
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I didn't
actually fail miserably. I failed spectacularly. Generally, my attempts to be normal occur when I try to speak with people who either have no sense of humour or are stupid. Either way, I end up being involved in a hilariously offensive conversation with someone who, very quickly, starts to think of me as the single greatest threat to their personal safety.

Nothing in life is quite as hilarious as someone backing slowly away from you, with fear in their eyes.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)
# today i informed a good 20 people that my hair was where my superhero powers came from
...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Could be true.
Your hair is t3h awesome. I had the same theory. My hair's more random though. It looks good when it wants to, but normally it just makes me look crazy.

This is good though. It stops people talking to me and realising the full extent of my madness.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)
# we must meet
the power of our hair combined could rule the world!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)
# mine would win.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Then theres...
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Paul Simon
has a curtain superstore here. I drunkenly registered artgarfunkel.co.uk one Friday lunchtime notsolongago, Then lost interest. Was going to get Art up in competion with Paul. Seemed like a good idea until about 5 o'clock.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:43, archived)
# godamnit!
somebody should cheer up uncle sam! Give him a beer or something
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)
# that's more like it
me giveth thee a good ol' Sammy Woo Yay

(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 21:47, archived)