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# New recruitment strategy for software development

Its seems we have gone one better than hiring slave labour from overseas and our now ransacking the forests for monkeys to capture and train in the dark arts of software engineering. Well, they are cheaper.....
(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Mountain Dew!
Do they still make that?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)
# I'm not sure....
But I'm pretty sure its not safe to use on humans anymore.
(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)
# i think it kills sperm
or am i thinking of "surge"

who remembers "surge?"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)
# schlerm?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)
# slurrrrrrmm?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)
# umpa lumpa dumpety deediant....
...you should not ask about the secret ingreediant!
(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Cresta?
frothy furtives!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)
# they only still make it in the US
its the fat programmer drink of choice over there.
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)
# it's disgusting stuff
Lipton Ice Tea is really big in Europe for some insane reason as well

Whereas Tizer and IrnBru... er...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Whilst Lipton Ice is dirty
Lipton Ice Peach is lovely and it's that you see all over the Continent.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)
# aha
i see

whereas diet Coke is impossible to find. Coca Cola light just ain;t the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Woo!
...But isnt that book back 2 front? ;)

/pedant!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)
# back to front....
...shhhhhhh maybe nobody will notice....

(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Bugger!
...Sorry :(

/creeps off...
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)
# It's ok
it's the japanese edition
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)
# it's the arabic version
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)
# you jest but....
check out this
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)
# I shant ask
how you knew about that site :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I'm a support chimp
not a code monkey
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)
# oh
..... ummm.... Thx! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Quite apart from the grammar...
"Humans and higher primates share approximately 97% of their DNA in common."

I would point out that humans also share about 94% of their DNA with, say anteaters... ants... and probably most living orgasms able to walk!
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)
# I'm sure the creator of the web site cares
please feel free to let them know
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)
# "visit the primate poker website?"
NSFW surely...

/coat
(Tinfoil Fez, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)