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(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:04, archived)
# diamond? *sneaky editing there*
/most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:04, archived)
# ooh that's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Woah thats cool
*Wishes he had a icon... dam poor studenthood*

/No excuse
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:05, archived)
# that is bloody ace
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Lovely!
TJ:

can anyone remember that joke about a man with an orange for a head?

I can't remember how it goes:(

edit: I think I remember it

"I saw a man the other day who had an orange for a head, so I enquired about his condition.

"Well" said the man "I met a genie who granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was to have all the momey in the word, and then I did. My second wish was to be adored by women, and I was."

"What was your third wish?" I asked

"Well" said the man "I wished I had an orange for a head"
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:07, archived)
# Hmm
I think the clue there is that his name is "Mr. Lemmonhead".

It's not that joke.

:(
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:11, archived)
# I think it goes
"there once was a man with an orange for a head. And he wiped his spunky cock all over your mum's tits"

maybe not the real punchline, but I guarantee anyone you tell it to will laugh*

*well maybe not everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:10, archived)
# My sister told me that one
And I was crying with laughter for ages.

I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# is it this one?
www.b3ta.com/board/2405056
edit: that'd be a yes... really should refresh first...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# love that joke
one of my all time faves
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:17, archived)
# That's the one.
Best joke ever!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:17, archived)
# I love that!
Me want it!
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 22:29, archived)