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# *hands hanky*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 19:59, archived)
# *uses hanky*
aww it's got ickle flowers embroidered on it & smells of lavender

can I keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:01, archived)
# You can
i swear ive wiped nothing else with it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:03, archived)
# hmmm
can I discern an underlying scent of skeet?

ewwww - take it back - evil boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Hey you were part of that skeet!
And you certainly didnt complain at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:06, archived)
# skeeting
without mutual consent of the skeetee is an offence under the skeet abuse law of 1805. Under the statute of that law you must provide me with a considerable pension & the use of a donkey for 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:09, archived)
# no problem
how much do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:14, archived)
# 10 guineas a month
and a French Poitou please
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 20:17, archived)