Oh dear lord.

( Major General 100% Cock, Retired I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 8 Oct 2004, 11:23, archived)

is that reply meant to be a compo entry?
and the snowman wont last vary long with puns that burn that much :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 8 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

Don't say that.
It snow joke.
( Major General 100% Cock, Retired I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 8 Oct 2004, 11:27, archived)

(a lump of coal for his) eye saw that coming . . .

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2004, 11:41, archived)