It's the medieval Daley Thompsons decathon.


ps non-interactive demo avaliable on request. ie I'm a media whore

Click for the fully playable version!
My best is 12 :edit 13 :edit 14! edit: FIFFREAKINGTEEN

From the Crap 80s Computer Games challenge. See all 103 entries (closed)

(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:12, archived)

That is really, really good.
Woo you!

edit: my best is 12 bodies, too.
( Stickman_ben, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:15, archived)

I almost
did 13. Thanks for the non-woo woo
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:25, archived)

woo!
13 almost 14
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:28, archived)

and how do you play
exactly?
(That guy with a hat., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:16, archived)

bah!
no old games ever told you how to play it. But I'll give you a hint, go to the right past the screen.
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:18, archived)

i got that bit but how do i win?

/stupid
(That guy with a hat., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:19, archived)

win?
haha. You don't win in old games. You need to get as many plague bodies out of the town
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:21, archived)

yeah i got it as soon as i finished my last post.
oh and i have never even touched a commodore 64.the earliest console-y thing i have ever played is my sega master-system 2.
(That guy with a hat., Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:27, archived)

That's ace.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:16, archived)

K'in'ell that's a bit good is that
8 bodies woo
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:18, archived)

I don't get it - the bodies just keep piling up on the floor
or is that the idea?
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:22, archived)

it's the plague
yes that's the idea :) But how MANY bodies can you cart? I can do 12. edit make that 13
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:24, archived)

How do I get them in the cart?
Also, am I a spack?

Edit: Finally, I get it
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:37, archived)

11!
Christ, after all these years of mastering complicated control systems, I'd forgotten my roots
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:41, archived)

er.. tell me!
I couldn't work out the keys..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:43, archived)

Left & Right cursor keys
Just walk into the bodies

(I hope you're not taking the piss)
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:44, archived)

Sorry
just can't work out how to pick the bodies up..


EDIT: aaaaaaaaah! I am a muppet
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:45, archived)

I feel your pain

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 17:04, archived)

left
and right :)
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:45, archived)

Fukinwoocillant!
Thats neat, made me laugh big time!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:22, archived)

Hahaha
That's excellent!
( Kolonel, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:22, archived)

fantastic!
woo!
( stup0t, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:26, archived)

am
woo
( kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:31, archived)

13!
Ave it!

My wrists bloody hurts though.

Woo to the game! :D
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:35, archived)

haha thanks
I'm thinking 14 is the highest score humanly possible without your wrists bursting. I was certainly feeling the burn at 13. No one for 14?
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:37, archived)

14!
And i was heading to fetch my 15th (just got onto the second screen).

Will take a screen shot if anyone tells me how to do that on a mac! :)

Again, great game!
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:46, archived)

bastard!
I hate it when people beat me at my own game *limbers wrists*
(Vectrex, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 16:49, archived)

15 sucka!
FIFFREAKINGTEEN
(Vectrex, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 13:18, archived)

test
tese
( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 17:04, archived)

I'm
in retro heaven! Woo to that!
( Soup and a Sandwich, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 17:12, archived)