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(1.618..., Sat 16 Oct 2004, 19:49, archived)

looks like a japanese porn game
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(Azzek!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 19:51, archived)

nah
if it was japanese the furniture would jump up to open the door for you
(Stuck Fiddling Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 19:53, archived)

according to my man in japan, that's a myth
however i hear they often have "all you can drink" nights at pubs...
(Azzek!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 19:56, archived)

by all you can drink
do you mean all you can make-in-a-very-pointless-way-to-make-us-all-vegetables?
(Stuck Fiddling Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:04, archived)