Then, this can be your first woo:

( monster munch probably your elder, almost certainly your better, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 7:53, archived)

*sings the spectrum loading song:*
*brrrrrrrt deek*
*brrrrrrrt deelellleeeeeleleellleeeeleleleeee*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)