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# Flantastic.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)
# *groan*


you don't have to do that to impress Dave any more - he's not here
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)
#
Where'd he go? I've not been around much lately.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:50, archived)
# ....
He died.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Hat cancer?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)
# ......
Brim trauma.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)
# yes
all he had to do to live was take off his hat, but he wouldn't.

He suffers from low self esteem because of his bald patch
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)
# It's not a bald patch
It's a solar panel for a luuurve machine.

Or at least that's what he kept telling me while he did me up the shitter*




*may not be true
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:54, archived)
#
'may' being a given of value of between 1-2% of the truth?
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)
# may
be
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# ...
his hair
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)
# he went to
the other place Bognor Regis. I think.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)
# No! The humanity!
There are only two things that come from Bognor. Fogies and bogies and I don't see no nose-nuggets.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)