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# Crusty warfare......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:44, archived)
# sehr gut
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:45, archived)
# That unleash the pies shit
always makes me chortle like a twat!

WOOtastic!
(kuntybawz, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)
# too much swearing in that post,
it just isn't effin needed and it shows your cockbadgering lack of twunty vocabulary.

balls
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)
# lick
my stinkin fat fuckin cunt you dick

;)
(kuntybawz, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# that's the spirit,
chin up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)
# swooning?
I haven't heard that word for yonks.
It's what people did in the 70's with people like David Cassidy (not me, I swooned at Marc Bolan)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# aaahhhhhh
*swoons*

edit: I'm trying to bring it back
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Ok
I will try and be of some assistance
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:03, archived)
# thanks,
yay - more people on my team.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:07, archived)
# yet another excellent pie adventure
Edit: Now that's what I call a cat fight!

I had pie for luch too.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:46, archived)
# haha
thats 1 of my fav ones yet. great as always.

have a wooplayay
(nathan57, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:47, archived)
# ex cell ent
you are indeed the man
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I just shat myself
with laughter.
(Jediwannabe, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:47, archived)
# poo
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Wooo bilingual pies!
*impressed*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)
# You got a computer in bed?
Cool!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:50, archived)
# naah
I haven't gone yet. I think I need coffee before I hit the sack
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:58, archived)
# that makes no sense to me
coffee == more awake making, so unless you're wanting to be very awake in be...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I used to be addicted to coffee
and I literally couldn't sleep if I didn't have a cup just before bedtime.

Not addicted now though, just very fond of it.

*swoons*
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)
# ... when that trailed off
did you have your hands in your pants?
or your mind in the gutter?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:02, archived)
# maybe I just got bored of my sentance
or trailed off for the sake of a ladie's virtue
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)
# jolly good job sir
by the way if you are the man to ask about teh swooning.
has crooning been known to induce said swooning?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:06, archived)
# indeed
but said crooner is seldom the swooner!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:07, archived)
# ahhh verily
but said crooner can cause much swooning
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)
# I believe it has
according to my mum who is sitting on a cloud.

She says it also leads to spooning
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:08, archived)
# your mother was very sage!
crooning and swooning and spooning are strongly inter-related.

My current area of research involves how this correlation is influenced by hot air ballooning

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:10, archived)
# flowerpot
you could be the uk leading authority on spooning?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Oh ok
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:15, archived)
# yay
we are like a team of ooners
is that good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:16, archived)
# It cannot be classified as anything but
good
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:18, archived)
# good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:20, archived)
# unfortunately
I cannot tolerate caffeine due to some bizarre disease so I have to drink it unleaded but it's espresso so still yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:04, archived)
# *swoons*
learning about diseases is sometimes interesting and fun. I lived with a friend who was allergic to peanuts and we had to keep a shot of adrenalin in the fridge incase she ever had crunchy nut cornflakes by mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Oh Crunchy Nut Cornlakeitis
*inhales through teeth*
serious

I have Graves' Disease.

I also had an ingrowing toenail *points*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:09, archived)
# yup.
Deadly. Especially crunchy nut clusters. You wouldn't think someone with a nut allergy would want to test the safe dosage of breakfast cereal... especially when it might kill them.

Graves' Disease sounds worse/more impressive than an ingrowing toenail. If I had a disease we could swap stories... I might have had menigitis once for a while. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:12, archived)
# we'll grow old on here
then we can discuss lumbago
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:24, archived)
# it's a deal
*sings*
lumbago lumbago, dey drink it in de congo...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:29, archived)
# as long as you don't hit my sack
Oooohh Matron!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Flantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)
# *groan*


you don't have to do that to impress Dave any more - he's not here
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)
#
Where'd he go? I've not been around much lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:50, archived)
# ....
He died.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Hat cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)
# ......
Brim trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)
# yes
all he had to do to live was take off his hat, but he wouldn't.

He suffers from low self esteem because of his bald patch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)
# It's not a bald patch
It's a solar panel for a luuurve machine.

Or at least that's what he kept telling me while he did me up the shitter*




*may not be true
(Jediwannabe, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:54, archived)
#
'may' being a given of value of between 1-2% of the truth?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:55, archived)
# may
be
(Jediwannabe, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:56, archived)
# ...
his hair
(Jediwannabe, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)
# he went to
the other place Bognor Regis. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:51, archived)
# No! The humanity!
There are only two things that come from Bognor. Fogies and bogies and I don't see no nose-nuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)
# That's very very woo
I find myslef shouting 'UNLEASH THE PIES' at people, they don't know what I'm talking about.

Cretins.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I do that too
It's my new favourite phrase
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)
# person A: "I'm bored, what should we do now?"
me: "UNLEASH THE PIES!!!"
person A:"Do I know you... how did you get into my house?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I've even got my PC to say it
in Stephen Hawking stylee
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:57, archived)
# What?
If. You. Hit. Me. Or. Let. Me. Shit. Myself. Again. I. Shall. Unleash. The. Pies?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)
# hehehe
pierific :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:49, archived)
# woo yay!
Much piesome goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Woo!
Have some battenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:53, archived)
# A senseless waste of life
and pies was the WWI
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 13:54, archived)
# hehe
if you mirrored the German trench frames, it
might make the directions more intuitive
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:00, archived)
# sigga sig woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Piekrieg!
Woo und yay und houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:06, archived)
# War is hell.
Pie is tasty.
Kittins is lully.
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Ze lunch is overrrr vor you Tommy
When's the escape from Coldmeatz episode coming?
(plankton, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:01, archived)
# he he, so many pies...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 16:04, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAH
i love the fat alf-shirt kid as much as the pie kittens..BTW torte=pie torten=pieSSSS
(Demented Hobo, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Tee hee
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 8:17, archived)
# It's a woo!
(But "Entfesselt die Torten" would be grammatically more correct.)
(tapsel, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 5:12, archived)
# it's totally wrong anyway, but who cares!
entfesselt is correct, because it's a command.
but "entfesseln" is like untie.
it basically says "untie the pies."

but it's just as woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)
# "untie the pies"?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!
Note to self: stop using free phrase translators.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Well, actually
"Torten los!" is correct, but that would be kind of boring.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 0:14, archived)