Because let's face it:
Sean Connery looks like a tramp.

(Mr. Beef studio gash stylist, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

pfffffT!

( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

but my
does she ever have nice of the bottoms.
(schnurricane, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

And shes
a filthy welsh.
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

I apoligise on behalf of my nationality

( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

no need sir
i love the welsh boiling in a pot with the damnedable scots

Its just that your ladies will do anything
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

They call them
sheeps, mate.
( nick the greek I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object., Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

'Sheep'
shirley?
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:03, archived)

I stands
by what I saids.
Doris
( nick the greek I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object., Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:06, archived)

Last time I was out in Wales (Newport as it happens)
I had a laughing/hiccuping/panicattack incident from seeing so many large groups of chavs...
Beware, chavs can kill
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:05, archived)

who is married to a lucky bastard almost old enough to be her dad

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

See
thats an example of how freaky they are!

I show the court article b...Charlotte church


*fwaps*
( Mykeyboy Wins, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:02, archived)

why do people say that?
when you meet someone married to someone their own age, no-one says - eurghhh, they're old enough to be your brother/sister!!!'
( Vladimir, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:02, archived)

because i'm married to my brother.

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:05, archived)

because that would offend the texans

(Sticky Label, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

shtunning.

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

Am I missing something
did you actually do something to that?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:02, archived)

Try adding
an extra M, around the middle...
(Mr. Beef studio gash stylist, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:04, archived)

Ah.
See, no use being subtle with me. Next time I suggest put a clown on it.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:10, archived)

Will do.
At least a diagram wasn't necessary on this occasion.
(Mr. Beef studio gash stylist, Sun 7 Nov 2004, 17:17, archived)