obviously trying hard to hit the FP

edith / i first uploaded the wrong version
here's the funny one!
i apologize to the moral majority for hurting their eyes

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:01, archived)

oh my GOD
what's that got to do with christmas?
*vomits*
( bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:02, archived)

erm
the red
( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)

good point!
Red is xmasy!
(D7JAB, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:09, archived)

only because coca cola has warped you brain.
Green, Green is the colour of christmas, green pine trees and snot pouring from my nose.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:14, archived)

you damned ecologist
°)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:20, archived)

delightful
i hope no one is eating a kit kat at the moment.

[edit] even if it was good i doubt it'd hit the front page. gone are the days of shocking the audience with pickled sliced up cows or unmade beds.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)

I dont think I want to see the kitkats you eat
If severed fingers remind you of them.




Edit:: I dont get the picture. Why are the fingers chopped off?
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:05, archived)

i don't eat chocolate
haven't done for the decade or so.

i think the hand may have been involved in some kind of industrial accident.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:07, archived)

there's four of them
i guess
( bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:17, archived)

winner
here's a toffee
( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:21, archived)

Mmm.
That would go nicely with my coffe actually.

*Pops out to buy four-fingered chocolate-coated treat. And vomit bag."
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:07, archived)

Fucking OW!

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)

Jeeeeeeeeeeepers!
that made me say "yyyaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:05, archived)

Even with the faces you just added...
it's still pretty grim :P
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:08, archived)

is that
what happened to beadle?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:16, archived)

what actually happened to the hand?
in the original pic i mean
( bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:17, archived)

there you go
www.sgrh.com/dept/plastic/replant/replant2.htm
( olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:19, archived)

bloody 'ell
sounds messy (and painful)
( bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:21, archived)