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[challenge entry] I messed with history
Only Literally Though

From the Messing with History challenge. See all 512 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:13, archived)
# suck
donkey nuts
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Ooooh.
Handbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:16, archived)
# given the choice
sucking a handbag would indeed be better
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:16, archived)
# (He's repressed.)
(Go gentle on him. He's a sweetheart really.)
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:16, archived)
# you know you look even nicer in the pic with the flower
;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Flattery will get you everywhere*
*nowhere
But you're lovely anyway.

This post reminds me of that article in the Sun.
WIFE = Working, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:18, archived)
# not really trying to get anywhere
seeing as you live miles from me but i thought i'd let you know
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:20, archived)
# oo
she lives miles from me too, acording to my logic that makes you near me.
Spits on fingers and tames giant eyebrows, adopts a stance where my shoulder blades simply scream come hither, waits....
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)
# 'ello treacle
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)
# blushes
hands flutter round face displaying lack of wedding ring. faints from sheer pent upness
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:27, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:28, archived)
# wakes
but pretends not to
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:32, archived)
# *films all of it
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:33, archived)
# hehe
you minx
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)
# melms all of it
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:35, archived)
# whats melming?
*fears looking it up on google while at uni*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:36, archived)
# its a
scandinavian term for the breaking of objects while in sexual extacy, only used by us fit scandinavian birds like.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Damnit.
You could've had him going then. You could've said anything!

Like felching.
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:39, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:42, archived)
# you've got a dirty mouth
but such a pretty smile ;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:47, archived)
# arf
you're a filthy whore!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:33, archived)
# and
waits.....
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:26, archived)
# turns incredible
lothorio skills on new comer, gets a kick in the nuts.
Goes back to waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:28, archived)
# hohohoho.
don't forget to enter it in the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:15, archived)
# ooo
a feminist post, that's not something you see everyday* on B3ta


*ever
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:15, archived)
# have an emma goldman quote then
In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, woman's premium is a husband, she pays for it with her name, her privacy, her self-respect, her very life, "until death doth part."
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Or that insanely annoying one..
"Who is this car insurance company then?"
"Diamond!"
"Diamond?!"
"DIAMOND!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pineapplez, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:20, archived)
# *runs Cillit Bang commercial through in mind's eye
...to erase image of hated Diamond car insurance advert*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)
# if it disolves solid
calcium this fast, just think what drinking it has done to my teeth. BANG and i'm dead
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:25, archived)
# BANG!
that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:26, archived)
# I bought that stuff last week.
Left it out in the kitchen and the missus thought it actually said something, erm, ruder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:25, archived)
# silly
bang?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:25, archived)
# ...and who the flip is Barry Scott anyway?
Anyone have a clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:27, archived)
# he does
the cliterous bang advert
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:29, archived)
# *slaps vultan*
(for sheer cheekiness)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)
# falls down dead
from previously undiagnosed great softie syndrome.
some fucking doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)
# What's
her story?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Morning glory?

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Don't ask
you'll have to listen to it for at least half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)