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# not really trying to get anywhere
seeing as you live miles from me but i thought i'd let you know
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:20, archived)
# oo
she lives miles from me too, acording to my logic that makes you near me.
Spits on fingers and tames giant eyebrows, adopts a stance where my shoulder blades simply scream come hither, waits....
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)
# 'ello treacle
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)
# blushes
hands flutter round face displaying lack of wedding ring. faints from sheer pent upness
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:27, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:28, archived)
# wakes
but pretends not to
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:32, archived)
# *films all of it
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:33, archived)
# hehe
you minx
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)
# melms all of it
Sorry
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:35, archived)
# whats melming?
*fears looking it up on google while at uni*
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:36, archived)
# its a
scandinavian term for the breaking of objects while in sexual extacy, only used by us fit scandinavian birds like.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Damnit.
You could've had him going then. You could've said anything!

Like felching.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:39, archived)
# oh
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:42, archived)
# you've got a dirty mouth
but such a pretty smile ;)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:47, archived)
# arf
you're a filthy whore!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:33, archived)
# and
waits.....
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:26, archived)
# turns incredible
lothorio skills on new comer, gets a kick in the nuts.
Goes back to waiting
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 14:28, archived)