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[challenge entry] How Dubya's speeches would all start off

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From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:33, archived)
# hmm.
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:36, archived)
# heh
think back to every movie trailer you've ever seen, 9 times out of 10 there's the same guy with that deep voice that starts off with "in a world..." then followed by something like "plagued with darkness" or some shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:38, archived)
# ok that's what i thought

in that case
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# Nor
me...
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:38, archived)
# In a world...
where terror is rife...and rife is terror...One man...will meet...*explosion*...his destiny...because...only...the..
COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# see he's got the idea
in a world plagued in war... one man rises up... to confront the evil. His name: George. Dubble Yoo. Bush. This story of ultimate triumph in the middle east will leave you begging for more.

coming to a theatre near you in about ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)