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[challenge entry] the answer to solving all crimes
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From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
nicked . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:03, archived)
# it's no good DTH
my sense of humour is like a shield of steel

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:06, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# *clang*!

(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Cool!
Where can I get a snail with antlers reindeer icon?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:10, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Who to the what to the where to the when now?


(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:18, archived)
# What!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:18, archived)
# arf...


pssst - compo it!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:04, archived)
# well spotted!

...and hard!

Edit: oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:06, archived)
# cheers
but I thought that I already had.

strange.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:14, archived)
# it's a useful plugin
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
yours is a million times better
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I dunno about a million,
but I'm sure norkage can only add to it's charms.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Pfft!
Surely the worst of all movie cliches...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:05, archived)
# "create 3D image of object in person`s bag"

*beep beep beep*


[beautifully modelled 3D image of a gun spinning around]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# ...using "top secret image processing algorithms developed for the CIA."
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# woo
"I can see an FO on his keyring, kawowski get me a list of all men who own or have access to ford cars or vans in the London area"
2 seconds latter
"here we are govner, but we are going to have to work late there are more than 30 names."
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:06, archived)
# "look over there govner,
he's left his DNA on the window!"

"Well spotted Jones, and it's a perfect match!"
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:09, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:12, archived)
# I've just wasted a good picture post on that now
:¬(
why oh why didn't I think of that earlier
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:14, archived)
# no one was listening but me
go right ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:21, archived)
# wooo
and har d har!

psst: compo it! well done, you compo'd it!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Woooooo-age
and to the reflection-o-enhance too. Hollywood views technology in a similar way to pensioners.

"Oooh, they'll be keeping your information in large electronic filing cabinets where anybody in the world can look at your particulars by stroking a cat on the head, talking into its nose and viewing the readout in its left eye," said my Grandmother. Yesterday. And she's dead.
(It's The Bish! …, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I saw a woman on TV saying she didn't want her DNA on file incase they cloned her
all I can say to that is
ITS A FUCKING GRAPH! LIKE IN EXCEL BUT DIFFERENT!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:21, archived)
# no they look at the spiral under a microscope
and compare, but what staggers me is the arrognace of the woman why clone her as far as I am aware noddy holder is still alive so there is no need to clone anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:24, archived)
# yes it did come across as a bit big headed
anyway enough about DNA, my GF is a DNA analyst so I hear about it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:29, archived)
# She's thinking rather big of herself
I bet she was a minger and in no way worth cloning anyway.
(It's The Bish! …, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:24, archived)
# no, she wasn't . . .
. . . she was my clone . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:31, archived)