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# I will now take requests
www.b3ta.com/board/4022617
Edit: I am now done. Thank ye.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:39, archived)
# a bunch of cattle
shopping for tuxedos

while an elderly giraffe watches through the window
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:40, archived)
#
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# haha
perfect
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
# This beats the shit out of anything
with Tony Hart.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:47, archived)
# haha..
a bit TOO quick that! (Ya talented bugger!)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# thank you
i was always gifted with quick response
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# doh!..
tish
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# well done
hoping for a drawing pad for crimbo myself
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# Im drawing them on paper
and scanning them
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# I think you should open a "Request a Drawing" web-site
with ratings and stuff :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# arf
I had idea of drawing on thin paper then going over them with the tablet pen, can't do this drawing with the mouse malarkey.

Must get going with Photoshop n'all as Im only using PSP, but the price! Mind got that GIMP on my Linux drive, which is OK, but I can't get my t'interweb working on Linux due to Wireless card and I can't be arsed swapping between the two.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:52, archived)
# and for that
we have a woo
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
#
a can of ginger beer being offered drugs by a can of pilsner
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
#
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# YAY, thats fantabulassssssss
u quick at the old drawing sir
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Teflon...
...holding onto life.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:44, archived)
#
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# Huzzah!!
Give that midget a razor.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:54, archived)
# this job lot should be
a FP, just for teh skill and teh speed
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# a little butt sticking out of a crater on the moon...
..no, hang on.. ;)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:44, archived)
# an ear of corn
absolutely stunned at UNBELIEVABLE PRICES!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# i love the bold egg!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Is that an egg that stands out from it's surroundings?
Or maybe one that fights lions and rescues damsels?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# It looks brave.. so i think it's the second one
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Good, good.
Just needed to be sure.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# nah
one thats good at washing clothes and cant do with that Danny Baker
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# very nice
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Okay! I'd like your version of an idea I painted in Kindergarten.
A CHRISTMAS PINEAPPLE BLOWING UP.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
#
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# BOOM
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# Why thankyou.
You know, that's only the second picture, on that theme, in the history of the world. I have the first. Or at least, my mum does.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Bono, in a boob tube, on a chior master's lap.
/Reeves.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
#
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# huzah!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
# ok
Brian Murphy off of George and Mildred and Charles Hawtrey off of Carry On Films working as secret SAS oporatives in Afghanistan mountains trying to bring down Osama Bin Laden and his 'Darth Sidious' the Quo.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
# im not british
dont know them blokes
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:55, archived)
# no worries
suffice to say wimpy looking blokes from 70's british 'comedy' tv / films

You could do it with Screech from Saved by the Bell and Dougie Howser MD
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# What kind of excuse is that?
Surely everyone's heard of Osama Bin Laden and Darth Sidius!!

Stock Answer #12579
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# 17 midgets
each doing a different interpretive dance

and each with a distictivly different left foot
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:47, archived)
# you're midgets take too long :\
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
# long midgets?
that just doesn't seem to make sense...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# sure it is..
think about it.. they're just longer then the others
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
# i'm not sure why
but it made me laugh, just cuz i never expected them to look like that
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:03, archived)
# a man heroically pushing a bus out of the way of a woman
all are wearing top hats.

ALL.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# the woman
looks like a clown
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:09, archived)
# ha
excellent
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:10, archived)
# a celebrity bull
caught by paparazzi exiting an adult video store
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
# ha!
that's better than i imagined it would be, well done!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:10, archived)
# the bull
is so suprised
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:11, archived)
# I love you
hairy midget.

please draw a hairy bumblebee dating an old rich house-fly.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
the hairy bumblebee looks sad :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
# How about
a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget drawing a hairy midget

etc
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:14, archived)
# hehe
so that's what you look like
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Where the fookin' heck did all these lurkers come from!!...
hahha...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# dropped off
earlier from a spaceship , ive been on mars
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:15, archived)
# now...
wuz that?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
# hhahaha
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:18, archived)
# Hehe.
The midget's like an evil Genie.

You've got to watch what you say or you might just get it.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:14, archived)
# Teh Quo doing something nice
for a change.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# like
burning their entire back catalouge
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# I think they've already recycled it.
*Checks Oasis CD's*

Yup, it's already gone.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# OI!
You WILL respect the QUO!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)
# haha
i like your idea of "something nice."
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# ace
f3cking off into space
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:37, archived)
# me...
humping the order box at a famous resturaunt
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
#
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# the antichrist
of fishsticks
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
# how did the priest stay healty?










diet and exorcism!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# Now that's genius—
—how you got all that "summoning evil" in his hands and squint there.

Woo.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:39, archived)
# a flisket zwisking
some good zchooweat
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# a squirrel crying
cos the big fat elephant doesn't love her (he's obviously GAY)

EDIT: another one??!?! PUH-LEEZE????

an angry recording tape stabbing to death mr.ashtray with a sharp knife while cap'n biscuit silently enjoys from the dark
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:17, archived)
#
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#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
oh god, im dying
*chokes*
oh, no, false alarm
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# <(^_^<)
^_^)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# a moose made entirely of cheese
being chased by a pack of hungry mice

which are in turn being chased by living mouse traps
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:33, archived)
# i enjoy it
sooooooo much
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)
# alright.
two people in a goat costume (one person in front, one in back, etc.) in the bed of a catapult. and the catapult is strapped to a jet.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# arf!
product of an inside joke at school, i hope you didn't mind :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# I have one!
A boy making goatse on a moonlight date with his new girlfriend. she is exsited
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:40, archived)
# haha!!!
You will make this sort of thread everyday!
because i said so! and because this is ace!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:44, archived)
# How about an:

Evil Professor Pixel Masher.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:44, archived)
# Yaaaay!

Tankya kind sir.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:06, archived)
# How about...
Two weasels arguing about religion whilst enjoying a nice hot bath.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# Is anyone else still here,
F5-ing every few minutes?

...anyone?...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:04, archived)
# me
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:10, archived)
# Yay
thats all that counts
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 4:11, archived)
# yes,
for the last two years.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 6:43, archived)
# i'm so annoying tonite...
but what the heck:
how about a crudely drwan cock waving goodbye a fly that just got married a badger
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# JESUS FUCK!
You are my God.

And that's what I want you to do, too.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# how about
eminem (in his ice hockey mask) knitting a nice festive wolly jumper for his mate 50 cent
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)
# how about
a 50 cent coin standing outside 50 cent's house with a gun. it want's to kill him for stealing ut's name
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:49, archived)
# a giant sponged budhha shaped building
being attacked by angry bearded birds with 3 feet each. and one winged zebra which doesn't understand how can it be that she's flying.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)