Creating new superheroes would be easy


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( giant_squid, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:25, archived)

remember machaneck from he-man?
what an intensley crap power - having a long neck.
( mullet dwarf slayer, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:26, archived)

They should have called him
"Deepthroator"
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)

how about gnat girl?
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:26, archived)

Or
CAPYBARA MAN.
(HectorProtector, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)

I say!
That's a bit rum!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:35, archived)

Well done Capybara Man.
You saved the world again. Enjoy aye fag before your next exploits of heroism and derring-do.
(HectorProtector, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:38, archived)

*Koff*
Cheers old bean

*hack*
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:48, archived)

What-ho!
Pass the port, old bean


( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:38, archived)

Oh I say

( mofaha, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:40, archived)

Ding Dong
.
(manky dog, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:44, archived)

"DEAD MAN!"
bitten by five deadly scorpions
and a croccodile
and a lion
repeatedly

woo!
( Donkey Dong, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:27, archived)

sorry
(woo to pic)

but there already is a Deadman:
www.dcuguide.com/Who/Deadman_Bio.php
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)

wellyes
but I was thinking more on the lines of a rotting corpse
which could, erm, like stop villains
erm, by being in the way, er, and tripping them up...

*emails Marvel
( Donkey Dong, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)

don't bother
they're the same company

(you really haven't read many comics lately, have you?)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:34, archived)

Marital status
Deadman is single, maybe he should go speed dating.
(manky dog, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:39, archived)

Speed Dating


I am soooo happy.
(manky dog, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 15:27, archived)

Pffft

( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)

hah, woo!
If an elephant never forgets, what happens if you get it really, really stoned?
(Sticky Label, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:27, archived)

not possible
not with my funds, at leased
be fucking funny though
sounds like a good idea for a pic...
( Donkey Dong, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)

Brilliant.
Or you could just go out and shoot someones parents.

Or blow up a planet.

Or design a dangerous experiments with little or no regard for anyones health and safety.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:27, archived)

I was bitten by a radioactive slug.
*slurps*

Does that count?
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)

*Gets Salt*
I know your weakness.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:29, archived)

/AAAaaaaaaaaaagh
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)

Mwahhh haa ha ha

(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)

ManMan
Bitten by a radioactive man, now has all the powers of a...man...?




oh forget it
(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:30, archived)

I think that'd be a much better way of explaining puberty.

(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:32, archived)

How did the giraffe get radioactive anyway?

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:30, archived)

Came from a radioactive egg
*nods*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:33, archived)

The nod convinced me subliminally.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:36, archived)

hahahaaha
brilliant
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 14:39, archived)