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[challenge entry] Romantic Comedies are bollocks

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I'm so fucking board
i think i might explode!
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)
# So long as you're happy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Do what I did and go to KFC
Mmmm, tasty tasty chicken.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I'm off to an Italian tonight
It's a do
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)
# i'm also supposed to be getting ready for our christmas party tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:03, archived)
# I have no party to go to..
But I have chocolate brownie ice cream.

Want to share?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:06, archived)
# *turns up from nowhere with big spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:10, archived)
# but
Dave the Hat is never around at this time! where did you find him?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Aha!
He nestles under my robes of an evening...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)
# can't i'm at work
i've got plenty to do.
but it seems that today i've had all the motivation of a sleeping sloth how can't be arsed to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:02, archived)
# i've got to get a bunch
of kids to make christmas decorations - any ideas? I've got snowflakes and paper chains and then ran out of 'inspiration'.

edit\ i also just realised i have to go in half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:07, archived)
# three (kind of) words:
Crudely.
Cut-out.
Cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:09, archived)
# pfff!
one of them did come up with the word 'cunting' in a puzzle once. He didn't realise what he'd done - he just made up the word based on how words are usually made (intelligent, tri-lingual kid)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
New idea for prime-time ITV show, to be hosted by Steve Penk; 'Kids Write The Cuntiest Things'
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:14, archived)
# No need to be so wooden!
Or are you thick as two short planks?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:08, archived)