Romantic Comedies are bollocks


From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)

I'm so fucking board
i think i might explode!
( Happyperson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 16:58, archived)

So long as you're happy.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)

Do what I did and go to KFC
Mmmm, tasty tasty chicken.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:00, archived)

I'm off to an Italian tonight
It's a do
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)

i'm also supposed to be getting ready for our christmas party tonight

( Happyperson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:03, archived)

I have no party to go to..
But I have chocolate brownie ice cream.

Want to share?
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:06, archived)

*turns up from nowhere with big spoon*

(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:10, archived)

but
Dave the Hat is never around at this time! where did you find him?
( Vladimir, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:27, archived)

Aha!
He nestles under my robes of an evening...
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)

can't i'm at work
i've got plenty to do.
but it seems that today i've had all the motivation of a sleeping sloth how can't be arsed to do anything
( Happyperson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:02, archived)

i've got to get a bunch
of kids to make christmas decorations - any ideas? I've got snowflakes and paper chains and then ran out of 'inspiration'.

edit\ i also just realised i have to go in half an hour
(camel-related incident, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:07, archived)

three (kind of) words:
Crudely.
Cut-out.
Cocks.
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:09, archived)

pfff!
one of them did come up with the word 'cunting' in a puzzle once. He didn't realise what he'd done - he just made up the word based on how words are usually made (intelligent, tri-lingual kid)
(camel-related incident, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:10, archived)

Ha ha!
New idea for prime-time ITV show, to be hosted by Steve Penk; 'Kids Write The Cuntiest Things'
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:14, archived)

No need to be so wooden!
Or are you thick as two short planks?
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:08, archived)