can't i'm at work
i've got plenty to do.
but it seems that today i've had all the motivation of a sleeping sloth how can't be arsed to do anything
( Happyperson, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:02, archived)

i've got to get a bunch
of kids to make christmas decorations - any ideas? I've got snowflakes and paper chains and then ran out of 'inspiration'.

edit\ i also just realised i have to go in half an hour
(camel-related incident, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:07, archived)

three (kind of) words:
Crudely.
Cut-out.
Cocks.
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:09, archived)

pfff!
one of them did come up with the word 'cunting' in a puzzle once. He didn't realise what he'd done - he just made up the word based on how words are usually made (intelligent, tri-lingual kid)
(camel-related incident, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:10, archived)

Ha ha!
New idea for prime-time ITV show, to be hosted by Steve Penk; 'Kids Write The Cuntiest Things'
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 17:14, archived)