Coca Cola made him wear the red

Atkins made him thin!
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 14:02, archived)

strong man in santa hat.

( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 14:10, archived)

Was supposed to be more of a commentary
about how modern ideals and mentalities are changing age old cherished traditions and how Santa and Christmas are being commercialised to earn a quick few quid....

But strong man in santa had seems to sum it up better I suppose....

EDIT: original here
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 14:13, archived)