Oh, dear.


Sorry.
( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:41, archived)

To hull and davey jones' locker with ye!

(Azzek!, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:46, archived)

Shouldn't you
compo it?
( Bananiel, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:46, archived)

Tell me about the lambs Clarisse???

(its a bloody shambles, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:46, archived)

well
the lambs were first brought to the farm, when EU subsidieys made them a viable beast to rear, before that we were a 90% arrable farm with just 6 dairy cows. The lambs soon settled in well, the next season we marked all the male lambs with a red cross and all the females with a blue cross. I got up one morning and only one lamb with a red cross was left on the farm
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:54, archived)

I don't understand???
Had all of the other little lambs with all of the other little crosses gone on holiday????
(its a bloody shambles, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:04, archived)

A one way trip to the abbertoir
daddy got some new shoes and mummy got a new hat, all us children had new jumpers and welly boots. I have allways asociated the terrified bleating of sheep with nice new clothes and spring time picnics.
(never trust a farmers daughter)
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:12, archived)

aaaarf!!
Your farm wasn't perchance located on the outskirts of Hull???
(its a bloody shambles, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:21, archived)

other side of the pennines
it was the reality of life. Lambs die - we get new toys.
edit: come to think about it, I was allways more upset when the corn crop was harvested than when the lambs went, the corn was ace for hiding in.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

ha ha ha
and here's your 'Uncle' John how you haven't seen since 4 years ago today...

compo it
(Prof UnderCover I wanted a double entendre, the barman gave me one, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 15:50, archived)