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# i can pee standing up
if i have to .......but sometimes the pee trickles down my leg...damn it all
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)
# video? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:35, archived)
# .. I hope to god you`re an incontinent bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:35, archived)
# didn't you ever see
the full monty?
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:37, archived)
# oh yeah of course
every morning after I have a shower... more like the full Colin Montgomery.. the fat bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:38, archived)
# i dont know quite what to make about all of that
is a awwww :( in order?
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:42, archived)
# no it`s OK - you can point and laugh, just like everyone else :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Ha Ha
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:46, archived)
# BASTARD!
;-)

right I`m off home.. "l8rz" and all that 1337 talk
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I saw a site once
that talked about how to do it standing up (neatly). There's some sort of tube thing that hikers can use (nothing like bearing your bottom unnecessarily on frosty morns).

I've also got a poster around here somewhere from the 1960's with a woman standing at a urinal.

/edit:
www.restrooms.org/urinals.html
www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:37, archived)
# funnel + a length of tubing
failing that, a piece of string and capillary action should do the trick

yay for upwards urination
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:40, archived)
# hurrah
i wonder if santa will give it to me as a stocking stuffer

*bugger that sounded rude*
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:57, archived)
# you said you didnt need one
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 18:14, archived)
# i mearly said
i can pee standing up..........i also complained that i pee on my leg ;)
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 18:16, archived)
# i can pee sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 18:21, archived)