Lo, all. Is this damn compo still going?
OK, here you are then:

( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 14:17, archived)

hahaha
bloody brilliant!

Would love to print those out and leave em on people windscreens...
(Smoking Joe, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 14:19, archived)

these would go out of print
I would send at least ten a day
woo yay
( twig, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 14:19, archived)

that look like a bloke in work
and that's exactly the sort of thing he'd say, probably with "you happy baby orangutan" added as well
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 14:21, archived)

*prints*
*uses all round new cross area*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 15:07, archived)