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# Piss-stained Haunted Mattress
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Either that
Or a small FRIDGE wearing a FUR COAT which has gone slightly mouldy...
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Fridges arent vegetables, so they dont count
whereas, obviously, mattresses are
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# And
All called "Zem"
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)