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[challenge entry] They used to be animals
But when they evolved to stay still they were re-named 'vegetables'

vegetables

The one in the middle is supposed to be cheese, but looks like a relative of SpongeBob SquarePants      [pearost]

From the Natural Rejection challenge. See all 458 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# cheese is a vegetable?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Pfff
5 portions of cheese a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# in an ideal world,
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Highly processed grass
Cow eats it, turns to milk, then bacteria do the rest.

Bacon is a vegetable? I used to know a "vegetarian" who ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Fish and Chicken too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# No you didn't
You knew a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# In that case
cows are actualy highly processed grass, so vegetarians should be able to eat them.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# "IT`S THE HAUNTED MATTRESS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Piss-stained Haunted Mattress
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Either that
Or a small FRIDGE wearing a FUR COAT which has gone slightly mouldy...
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Fridges arent vegetables, so they dont count
whereas, obviously, mattresses are
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# And
All called "Zem"
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)