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# say, Mr squid
...I've got a donation here for your celebrity pun archive:



...you want?
 
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:33, archived)
# FREE WINONA!
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:34, archived)
# yes,
free Winona, with every designer bag.

muwhahahah.
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:35, archived)
# With every purchase
*offer does not apply to shoplifted items.

MINDPISS!
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:35, archived)
# ...quite
 

 
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:37, archived)
# That's
strangely soothing
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:39, archived)
# ..also this, from last night
 

 
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:35, archived)
# ..and this, from last year
 


which I'm really not proud of.

:D
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Pffft arf pffft!
I love that! :D
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:37, archived)
# heh
me too.

but then, William Shatner always looks like he's having a shit.
 
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Ooo, so he does!
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:38, archived)
# ROFL
OMFGLMAOROFLOL

and suchlike
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Hehe!
That brings to mind the funniest (funny?) bit of Fast Show with sort-of-David Attenbrough all excited about volcanic formations...
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:59, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
DID YOU USE THE LAST OF THE BOGROLL, YOU SANTORUM-GARGLING FUCKMUSKET?
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Did you know
Sicilians were spawned by snow-deprived cross-country skiers?
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:37, archived)
# ...eggplant!
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:40, archived)
# *bang*
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:42, archived)
# "Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in fucking hell for making me get my hands dirty!"
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Oh eff eff ess.
It's Johnny Mathis.




/coat
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:54, archived)
# How odd,
I was thinking about doing something incedibly similar just this morning, but more along the lines of a bunch of cowboys riding Winonas off into the sunset.
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:36, archived)
# heheheh
nice.

don't think I didn't contemplate a pr0n version.

but I'm at work.
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:39, archived)
#
Winona Ryder AICMFP!
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:36, archived)
# I would
she wouldn't


/goes to cry about his hideousness
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:41, archived)
# I'm sure she would
you are an internet celebrity, after all.

*consoles*
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:42, archived)
# you're a kind gentle person


/appreciates
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:43, archived)
# that's the nicest thing
anybody's said to me for months.
 
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:56, archived)
# well you deserve it
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Quite
Egg-cellent!
(, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 0:45, archived)