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# A White Hole?
CAT is sitting on a bench, LISTER on a table. RIMMER and KRYTEN stand
between them.

CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A 'white' hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: So, that thing's spewing time back into the universe? (He dons
his fur-lined hat.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A 'white' hole?



Edit: How fucking rude am I? I didn't even woo your pic. Here goes: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now, slap me.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# LISTER : what time phenomenon?
(Azzek!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Ok...
*slap*

Betterer? :^D
(antonye, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# merci
and mercy

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# hehehe
How many times do I have to tell you Im not pished!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)