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# hahaha!
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

/coat
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Why is George Michael like a wellington boot?
They both get sucked off in bogs
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 22:44, archived)
# The only reason he was convicted,
Was because the copper spat out the evidence in court
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 22:46, archived)