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ooo, nasty.
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There was a chap that a mate's family knew who had that happen! He had cancer in one testicle and they chopped the wrong one off, so then they had to cut off the cancerous one too (obviously) and from being a thrusting, successful youngish executive he turned into a fat sluggish chap with a broken marriage and FUCKLOADS of compensation from the NHS, which nonetheless didn't really compensate for being a Eunuch.
A tragic story I think you'll agree.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:32,
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A tragic story I think you'll agree.
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If you get your nuts chopped off, you ought to be given license to go on a murderous rampage, ending in a gruesome shootout with the cops. No point living without balls, but you deserve revenge before you go.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:34,
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there hasn't been a castrato opera singer since the 1700s...
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:40,
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ALWAYS label yourself if you go for an -ectomy. Tatoo's on each side one saying "Other side dumbo" and one saying "Remove This One" are essential.
As is never wearing your specs.
Pic made me laugh too.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:35,
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As is never wearing your specs.
Pic made me laugh too.
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Did you not see the picture? One mistake that you want to avoid I'd think.
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Mon 21 Oct 2002, 21:44,
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