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# SERIOUS!
I have just received bad news . . .



(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:54, archived)
# oh dear....oh dear...oh dear...
but most woosome for a friday sir!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)
# Badum Tish
and arf.

I 'ninged you down there www.b3ta.com/board/4254704
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I doubt i'd care even if someone had died
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I doubt I'd really post it on the board . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Oh DTH,
you utter (b)rogue
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I like it how you
slipp(er)ed that one in
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)
# 'heel' really like these puns, y'know
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Puns are my sole food . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)
# lol, we know how to keep you 'in-step' with the rest if us, though
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)
# he needs a better
platform
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:03, archived)
# If I created a pun-only board . . .
I could flip-flop between that and B3ta . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:04, archived)
# It'd be costly though...
and you'd have to 'foot' the bill
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)
# ankle my bandwidth . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:06, archived)
# doesnt have too, you just need someone to help...
... who knows what they're doing.. a Trainer
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:07, archived)
# I love Puns!
and I'm good at them, to boot!


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)
# Very good!
But now be off with yer! Go on... shoo!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:12, archived)
# thats right, you tell him...
SOCK it to him, why don't ya
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)
# I am stocking it to him . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# No...
I'd better TREAD carefully.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# That gets the DTH stamp of approval
*stamps


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:20, archived)
# You
really put your foot down, didn't you?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:22, archived)
# thats you gone from the game too...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:24, archived)
# much more punnery from you sir...
and I'll have to LACE your tea with something
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:12, archived)
# pay attention!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)
# well, thats me out of the game...
just barry, graeme and you now...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# You've buckled under then?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:16, archived)
# pay attention!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)
# yes, Ive had to...
been BOOTED from the game
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)
# You've always got to
shoe-horn some pun in, haven't you?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)
# ooooh.
That one's a bit sneaker.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Well, I've been improving ever since I got a pun-trainer . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Oh look
A tie. ^
(can be interpreted as a pun if desired)

But I think you're beginning to buckle.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)
# That'll
make him toe the line.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)
# eyelet that one go . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Thanks
It was tongue in cheek anyway.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:07, archived)
# OK, then I take back the LAST comment . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:09, archived)
# did it give you
the horn?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Nah!
I had a cold shower insTREAD . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Hah.
Beat you by a minute.
www.b3ta.com/board/4254956
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Bah!
*posts 'Pay attention!' to self


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Still(etto)
it's not bad.

'ning Twig :)
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
a pun laced with hummus . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:04, archived)
# I have the hummu sandal l the punnery . . .
Hmm? those spaces don't look right . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:00, archived)
# *Consoles*...
...oh
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)
# pfffffh!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Could see that coming a mile off...
but hey, I love an animation with "Wait for it..." in there!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)
#
an on that head hurtin note, I'm off home!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Home.......
you lazy fecker.......
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:01, archived)
#
Its called a 4hr drive on company time!
Toodle Pips. See ya monday
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Byeee!
Hope the heads better soon . . .


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Arf
hexellent hanimation
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Hthankyou


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Christ.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Blaspheme not!!


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)
# God's cock mings.
Hehehehehehe!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:04, archived)
# *slaps*


(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Ooooooh! You love God, you want to bum him.
Dave and God, sitting in a tree, B-U-M-M-I-N-G.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:09, archived)
# *offers generous amounts of laughter*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Oh, jeezus!
*coughs*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:01, archived)
# I'd be careful if I were you...
According to wiki, "clog" is on the list of derogatory ethnic slurs, for Dutch people. You really should know better, by now.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_slur
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Does that mean
Lederhosen is an ethnic slur for Germans or Austrians?

'noon doc :)
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:10, archived)
# 'lo there my lovely!
Feeling in tip-top shape today?
Edit: 12 slurs for germans listed, but lederhosen not amongst them...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:13, archived)
# nah
I'm still feeling a little poorly but I'll soldier on :)

You?
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Aw, petal!
*hugs and sympathy*

I'm fair to middling, as always...
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:17, archived)
# thank you
you made my mouth sides point up
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 12:09, archived)